Back in the mid-2000s, I was going through a techno phase (which has now morphed into a dubstep phase). I found a clip on YouTube about this dude who was straight up cool. “Techno Viking” is what most call him…and I must have watched his one shining moment on YouTube almost 200 times. I will lay it out for you. Random video of a random music parade in Germany. Random buffed0ass-shit viking-looking-guy does a first responder act of kindness to a parade goer…and the camera stays on him for the next four minutes. Period. That’s it – random. However, it is cool because this dude chose to get involved…and I like that…then he danced his ass off.

So (are you still with me) – I changed it up a very little bit and call my guy Tactical Viking (not to be confused with the very awesome Viking Tactics company) and made a patch to honor him. Here is the video…watch it a couple times- watch it a dozen times, it only gets better. I will show the patch on Wednesday, then sell it on Friday. I hope you enjoy it.