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I Am Not Fast

I Am Not Fast
Name: I Am Not Fast
Maker: Cruiser Gear
Price: $10.00
Limited Edition: Yes
Quantity Made: 150
Release Date: 01/01/2017
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I feel like Baymax in this scene whenever someone tells me to hurry while our rig is in “overland mode.” With all the modifications we make to our rigs (oversized tires, steel bumpers, rooftop tents, expedition trailers, recovery equipment, etc) it seems like it makes it harder and harder to go fast. FJ Cruiser’s especially are not known for their aerodynamic performance hah!

Each patch comes in it’s own protective bag with a hand numbered, collectible card insert. Rock the patch on the headliner of your rig, on your backpack, hat, whatever! A great patch to add to your collection and sure to get some laughs from your friends!

Patch Dimensions: 4″ x 2.5″
Materials: PVC (flexible and rubbery) with Velcro on back

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